OPENING THIS WEEKEND

Note: The Movie Glutton pleads for your forgiveness. I've been busy lately and haven't updated this blog for nearly ten days! I've been writing screenplays, but that's still no excuse. I hope you'll accept this recap of the movies I didn't mention last week.



The Other Boleyn Girl



Even the previews put…me…to…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Penelope



Looks cute enough, but for a snout to be really funny it must belong to Miss Piggy.

Semi-Pro



“Talladega Nights” may have this one beat, but it still sounds amusing.

College Road Trip



Martin Lawrence proves once again that he is the most unfunny person in the world (next to Rob Schneider, that is).

10,000 B.C.




Sorry. Not interested. Where’s Ringo? Or Fred Flintstone? Or even the Geico Cavemen?

The Bank Job



Looks like a pretty entertaining caper starring Jason Stathom (a.k.a. Crank, the Transporter, or Handsome Rob).

Miss Pettigrew Lives For a Day



Looks like an entertainingly old fashioned kind of flick for a nice change of pace.